We just passed the two year mark, since the kids and I joined Nate, on our new adventure of living in American Samoa. We started out by knowing nothing, but over time, we’ve learned enough to write a list of 50 things we’ve learned, dozens of times over.
In no particular order, the following are 50 bits of information we’ve learned during our time in Amerika Samoa. Plus, some Samoan vocabulary as an added bonus.
Life in American Samoa
1.The dogs’ barks are worse than their bites. Except when they aren’t. I’d say, over 95% of the time, the dogs are just acting tough, but it’s when you’re not expecting it, that’s when they’ll sink their teeth in. The territory is rabies free, though, so at least you don’t have to worry about that.
2. Winter doesn’t exist. Spring and Autumn don’t exist. Summer is all you’ll ever know again.
3. You’re allowed to take as many showers in a day as needed. Even then, you’ll still be sweaty.
4. When riding an Aiga bus, chances are someone will sit on your lap if it gets too full, or offer to let your child sit on their (stranger’s) lap. It’s totally okay to politely decline, if you want.
5. Samoan teenagers are some of the nicest, most respectful of anywhere in the world. No, they’re not all saints, but as a whole, they’re incredibly impressive.
6. Don’t mess with the ava‘s. When in doubt, ask a local or just avoid that area of beach.
7. Alao is an incredibly beautiful beach and can be the perfect spot for a beach day, as long as you stay away from the ava and limit your time in the sun.
8. Some of the jellyfish aren’t venomous, you can actually hold them in your hands.
9. Some of the jellies are very venomous (Portuguese Man of War)… know the difference (Learn more here).
10. If the temperature drops below 80 F, you’ll be pulling out your long pants, jackets, and fleece blankets.
11. A car honking is a gesture of friendship, rather than frustration. Best to leave your road rage off-island.
12. Just because something’s illegal, doesn’t mean it’s not happening. It just means no one’s reporting it or the offender knows the right people. Similar to most places around the world, I’m sure, but everyone just laughs it off, saying that’s just how it’s always been.
13. Since the Samoan language was exclusively oral until recently, legends and historical stories tend to differ, depending on who tells them.
14. Geckos are not pests. They eat the pests. And they might just become your best friends.
15. Those flying bugs that swarm around the light bulbs every few months are female termites, it’s mating season.
16. Speaking of termites, that’s not saw dust they’re leaving behind in piles… that’s their poop.
17. There’s really not a “bad” part of town. Bad things happen from time to time, but you’ll be comfortable and safe anywhere.
18. There are no street addresses, street names, or house numbers. Directions are given using natural and man-made landmarks: the end of the rock wall, the ulu tree, the blue house, etc.
19. The graves in the front yards are there as a place of respect for the deceased, as well as a place holder. As long as it’s there, their family has claim upon that land.
20. The last gas station on the west side is in Leone and in Amana to the east.
21. There are attendants at all gas stations, who pump your gas for you and most of the stations only accept cash.
22. Go to Aunu’u! I’d suggest arranging the tour ahead of time, but even if you can just hop over for a few hours, it’s totally worth it!
23. When grocery shopping, don’t take a shopping list. The time you have something written down, is the time you won’t be able to find it. ANYWHERE.
24. No one swims in the harbor. It’s where all the island’s filth collects. Plus, the only fatal shark attacks in written history have happened in the harbor, near the tuna factory. There are plenty of other, more beautiful places to swim nearby. Just don’t do it.
25. No one swims in Pala Lagoon either. Not the new swimming pool, that’s great. No, the actual lagoon it sits next to. It’s a main outlet for many of the streams from the Tafuna area, but with minimal movement within the lagoon, the water ends up stagnant and gross. Again, just don’t.
26. Samu’s really is the best ice cream on-island, especially their Snickers, Mint Chocolate Chip, and Peach Mango flavors!
27. When shopping for butter, go with Anchor brand. I don’t know what they do differently in New Zealand, but it’s working. The butter truly is creamier and super delish.
28. When going to the beach, it’s not uncommon to see people swimming fully dressed. It is, on the other hand, uncommon to see bikinis and “speedos”. If you’re planning on wearing one to the beach, you probably won’t be asked to leave or cover up, just be aware that it’s not the normal, acceptable beach attire.
29. Koko Samoa brownies from Cheat Day are the best! You can find them at KS Mart or Cost-U-Less, but you might as well go to the actual Cheat Day shop, in Nu’uuli. And while you’re there, try the lava cake, too. Just plan on sharing it with a friend.
30. The best BBQ chicken is found at a little shack with a homemade grill out back. It’s in Malaeimi, next to Fa’atamalii Center, with no signage. Don’t miss it. Also, ask for double chicken instead of the turkey tail. Trust me.
31. Pritchard’s Bakery, in Leone, is usually closed on Saturdays. If you’re planning on driving out to the west side on a Saturday, just know, it probably won’t be open.
32. Tuafanua Trail, in Vatia, is my favorite!
33. Fagasa has the best snorkeling on Tutuila. Look for the underwater tunnel you can swim through. Just be aware, it does take a BIG breath.
Sami– Sea, Moana– Deep Ocean
34. Don’t bother Googling businesses. Chances are, they don’t have a website, just a Facebook page.
35. You can find bananas and papayas year round. Other local fruits like pineapple, guava, mangoes, and pomelo are seasonal, usually ripening during Spring and Summer. Southern Hemisphere Spring and Summer, that is.
36. There aren’t enough post office boxes (PO boxes) for everyone to have their own. So, you can either sit on a waiting list indefinitely or you can find someone to share with.
37. Island time is real! For better or worse, people move slower, cars drive slower. If something is supposed to start at 6:00, it will probably start closer to 6:30 or 7:00. If something is supposed to end at 8:00, you can be sure it won’t end until at least 9:00. Except for the time you rely on this rule and end up being the rude one who disrupts the one event that started on time.
38. Vick’s Vapor Rub is used to heal anything and everything. You remember the movie, My Big Fat Greek Wedding? Vick’s is the Samoan equivalent of Windex.
39. Universal health care, on a Pacific island, is about what I expected. Free and adequate. It’s not great, but it’s not horrible. It usually gets the job done.
40. Saturdays were made for the beach. We’ve found a very satisfying routine of hitting a beach each and every Saturday.
41. Spending Christmas Day on a hot, tropical beach is the way to go. Everyone should try it at least once in their life.
42. The equatorial sun is intense. During our first few weeks here, we couldn’t keep enough sunscreen on. Luckily, it seems that our bodies have acclimated. Except Holden, poor kid. He still burns no matter what.
43. Fresh coconut water is sweet and refreshing, nothing like that nasty bottled crap. And when you find them lying on the ground, especially in a more remote area, you can generally help yourself.
Popo– Coconut, Niu– Young Coconut
44. Most people wake up before 4 or 5. They’re probably better for it, but I’ll stick with my 6 or 7.
45. This climate destroys everything. Regardless of what it’s made of, it will rust, mold, or be eaten by moths or termites. You’ve been warned. *We live in a house without air conditioning. I’ve heard the chances of survival are better in consistent a/c.
46. Sasa (corporal punishment or hitting) in schools, private or public, is illegal, but the truth is that it’s still happening. When we registered our kids for school, I made it known that I was aware of this and that we wouldn’t tolerate it. We had to deal with it with one of the kids’ teachers, but the principal got involved and there were no more occurrences. Just be clear and firm from the beginning.
47. Dengue sounds like death! Just hearing what it’s like, I hope I never have to experience it for myself. Keep a full stock of mosquito repellent.
48. Calling people overseas is much more affordable over Skype or Google Hangouts.
49. The kids have dealt with some bullying at school due to being the only palagis (white people) and I’ve noticed some racism against other races and against anyone who isn’t Samoan within the professional world. But all things considered, I still stand by the fact that Samoans are the friendliest people on Earth.
50. Island fever is real! If you find that you just need a break from this rock, a quick flight to Apia, Samoa is a good, affordable option. Need a little more? New Zealand costs more, but is still affordable. Need a little less? A few hours on Aunu’u might be just what you need.
And that’s the top 50 things I’ve learned from life on our rock.
There’s so much more! I just can’t fit it all into one little post. Soon, my travel guidebook will be available for those looking to visit the islands. After that, I’m planning on putting together a How To Guide for actually moving to the territory, that will include answers to everything you might be wondering, when considering a move to American Samoa.
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